hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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rosaparking:

rosaparking:

what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?

a useless piece of shit

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drarna:

the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”

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just-the-right-guy:

Neil Gaiman everyone. 

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petitetiaras:

Disney Villains Part 1 Simple Phone Backgrounds by PetiteTiaras
Do not claim as your own. Click to make the image bigger.  

Featured: Evil Queen, The Queen of Hearts, Captain Hook, Maleficent, Cruella, Ursula, Jafar, Scar, & Hades. More coming soon!

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My new day planner 💕

Being an adult means I’m always allowed to make hobbit holes out of my food right?

Birthday dinner with @willattar 💕

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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