why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
what do u call a boomerang that doesnt work?
a useless piece of shit
the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
Neil Gaiman everyone.
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Being an adult means I’m always allowed to make hobbit holes out of my food right?
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING